Carl
Carl finalizing the mercenary contract with Borant under Quasar's guidance.
Carl
Milestone Narrative
Under Quasar's counsel, Carl struck a contractual non-aggression pact with Borant, surrendering the Gate of the Feral Gods temporarily in exchange for 4 elite bound mercenaries (Bomo, Sledge, Clay-ton, Very Sullen) and utility spells (Bomo's Teleport, Sledge's Zerzura), with return of the Gate guaranteed on Floor 9.
Attributes & Traits
- race
- Primal
- class
- Master Dungeon Anarchist / Demolitionist
- primary Weapon
- War Gauntlet of the Exalted Grull & Singularity Munitions
- footwear
- None (Barefoot Pride Preserved)
- attire
- Heart-patterned boxers, Leather Motorcycle Jacket
- origin
- Earth (Seattle, WA)
- pet
- Princess Donut (Grand Champion Persian)
- floor
- Floor 6 (The Hunting Grounds - Entry)
- armor
- Leather Jacket & Boxers
- feet Status
- Barefoot Pride (Smush Rank 5)
- sponsor Rank
- Top 25
- boxers
- Enchanted Heart-Pattern Boxers (+5 Charisma, Blast Resistance)
- ai Interest
- High (Foot commentary unlocked)
- explosive Inventory
- MoAB Mega-Cart,High-Yield Nitro Charges,Chemical Blast Canisters
- mount
- Improvised Wheeled Steam Chopper
- charisma
- 25
- dexterity
- 10
- max Skill Cap
- 20
- skills
- Talon Strike,Smush Rank 5,Cesta Punta,Protective Shell
- level
- 41
- active Skills
- Talon Strike,Smush Rank 5,Protective Shell,Cookbook Explosives
- solo Boss Kills
- Gore-Gore the Mantaur (Level 40),Heather the Bear (Level 19)
- inventory
- Ochre Line Engineer's Key,War Gauntlet of the Exalted Grull,Carl's Doomsday Scenario,Invisibility Potions,Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- active Patches
- Compensated Anarchist Demolitions
- equipment Buffs
- nullified_by_magical_pulse (All magical gear stats temporarily stripped by soul crystal pulse)
- descent Time Remaining
- 2 days, 18 hours
- crawler Rank
- #1
- talon Strike Level
- 1
- weapons
- War Gauntlet of the Exalted Grull (1.5% Divine Summon Proc),Cesta Punta Launcher
- keys
- Ochre Line Engineer's Key
- boss Kills
- Mimic Rex (Level 90 City Boss - Destroyed via Grull Summon),Gore-Gore the Mantaur (Level 40),Heather the Bear (Level 19)
- city Boss Takedowns
- Level 90 Mimic Rex via Grull transfiguration exploit
- level Achieved
- Level 41
- achievements
- Slew Borough Boss Ruckus,Looted 25-Foot Mechanical Chainsaw
- status
- syndicate_timeout_detention
- detention Duration
- 5 days
- party Field Leader
- Katia
- toe Ring
- Enchanted Toe Ring of the Leprous Bandit (Inverted ceiling walk)
- equipment
- Enchanted Toe Ring of the Leprous Bandit
- xistera_mount
- Samantha (Psamathe's Vessel - Living Arcane Artillery)
- companion
- Samantha (Possessed Head)
- patron Deity
- Emberus
- trait
- Acolyte of Sun and Ash
- body Marks
- Twin glowing sun hand tattoos
- tithe
- 5% gold tithe to Emberus
- global Rank
- 1
- primary Exploit
- Larracos Ocean Gate Detonation
- active Inventory
- Gate of the Feral Gods surrendered to Borant (contractually held until Floor 9)
- gate Status
- contractually_held_until_floor_9
- bound Mercenaries
- Bomo,Sledge,Clay-ton,Very Sullen
- mercenary Spells
- Bomo's Teleport,Sledge's Zerzura
Known Relationships8 active
Partner in navigating the elite interstellar hunting preserve.
Tutorial manager now manifesting in his Floor 3 Incubus form.
Delivered ecstatic audio notifications celebrating Carl crushing Heather's skull with his bare feet.
Ruthless player killer duo who murdered Rebecca W for loot.
Created this apocalyptic custom explosive by encasing the soul crystal in Sheol Glass.
Meadow Lark elder who surged to #10 on the global leaderboard as a Blizzardmancer.
Utilized Katia's forged clockwork watches to execute the Larracos flooding exploit.
Equipped in Carl's custom Xistera slot, screaming curses and mother-burning threats.
Chronological Floor History
Former US Coast Guard technician who escaped the global structural collapse barefoot in the freezing snow to rescue his ex-girlfriend's prize cat, Princess Donut. Entered the stairwell into the World Dungeon.
Crafted an improvised bomb cart packed with dynamite, scavenged chemicals, and hobgoblin pus to annihilate the Tutorial Goblin Chieftain. Rewarded with enchanted boxer shorts and caught the unsettling attention of the Dungeon AI.
Uncovered the brutal murder of crawler Rebecca W by Frank Q and Maggie My. Outsmarted the ambush, securing first victory against player killers.
Stepped through the threshold onto Floor 2 into sterile cinderblock corridors patrolled by brindle janitor grubs. Maintained initial pipe bombs and improvised weapons while viewer counts surged into the billions.
Engineered and detonated the first 'Jug O' Boom'—a volatile mixture of clurichaun moonshine, fertilizer, and diesel—decimating 40 hostile clurichauns while Donut charmed the laminak fairies.
Constructed a heavy wheeled bomb launcher and piloted an improvised steam chopper down the corridors to bait the Level 93 Rage Elemental into a fatal descent plunge.
Publicly rejected The Maestro's broadcast award of brand-new Bates tactical combat boots and socks to preserve his barefoot combat status, Smush skill bonuses, and the Dungeon AI's voyeuristic sponsor buffs.
Crossed into Floor 3 through the Golden Selection Hallway. Selected the Primal race (raising skill cap to 20) and Compensated Anarchist class, allocating points to Charisma 25 and Dexterity 10.
Traversed smoky circus ruins under the simulated nebula dome. Acquired the Cesta Punta skill to launch high-velocity curved munitions while Donut's Clockwork Triplicate automatons held off roof lemurs.
Engaged Heather the Bear—a Level 19 roller-skating circus horror in a pink tutu with worm claws. Coordinated with radio advice to trigger Protective Shell, pummeled her bare-handed, and crushed her skull under heel, reaching Level 15.
Averted Remex soul leech capacitor meltdown by encasing the pulsating quadrant-killing soul crystal inside a Sheol Glass Reaper Case, forging the custom Epic volatile explosive 'Carl's Doomsday Scenario'.
Magical pulse discharge from the volatile soul crystal backfired, stripping all equipment buffs from Carl and Donut. Driven by countdown collapse, Carl rallied remaining crawlers into an emergency descent to Floor 4 with 2 days and 18 hours remaining.
Broadcast worldwide on Odette's recap show, Carl cracked the global Top Ten leaderboard, ranking #6 at Level 27 as a Compensated Anarchist alongside Donut (#7) and Elle McGibbons (#10).
Entered the subway labyrinth of the Iron Tangle. Unlocked and leveled Talon Strike for lethal barefoot drop-kicks against railway mobs.
Derailing a train to inspect the locomotive triggered Level 40 boss Gore-Gore. Carl drop-kicked the boss into the third rail with Talon Strike to loot the Ochre Line Engineer's Key and the War Gauntlet of the Exalted Grull. Inherited the Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook.
Confronted by Level 90 City Boss Mimic Rex at Trainyard E; Carl pummeled a mantaur with the War Gauntlet of the Exalted Grull, successfully proccing the 1.5% divine avatar summon. Grull and Mimic Rex destroyed each other while Carl hid under an invisibility potion.
Packed the Nightmare Express locomotive with high-yield explosives. Demon engineer Fire Brandy and dwarf Tizquick manually triggered the blast in the Abyss pit, annihilating the underground mob swarm and lifting Carl to Level 41.
Guided by Katia's solution to 'The Noodle' double-layered track mirroring puzzle, Carl triggered the evacuation alarm and shepherded surviving crawlers through the inverted gravity stairwell safely down to Floor 5.
Guided missile modifications brought down Level 55 Borough Boss Ruckus the Sentinel Chicken Hawk out of the sky; party looted the colossal 25-foot mechanical chainsaw.
Hobgoblin Disco Ball chemical residue degraded the Zentix panel on Donut's toy, causing Borant showrunner Administrator Loita to flash-fry in the explosion. Syndicate appeals locked Carl and Donut in a 5-day isolation detention penalty, leaving Katia to command the field party.
Equipped the Enchanted Toe Ring of the Leprous Bandit to traverse the delicate glass sandcastle ceilings inverted, avoiding Mrs. Ghazi while Katia assassinated Mage Ghazi. Carl opened the drainage valve, dissolving the entire glass castle.
Looted Samantha, a severed latex doll head possessed by the vengeful, petulant minor goddess Psamathe who shrieks threats to burn Carl's dead mother. Equipped her into his custom Xistera extension slot as volatile living arcane artillery.
Saved the two-headed puppy Orthrus from Quan Ch. Carl invoked Divine Intervention, pledging himself to Emberus; acquired the Acolyte of Sun and Ash trait, glowing sun hand tattoos, and a permanent 5% gold tithe.
Exploited the Gate of the Feral Gods by swapping celestial clockwork watches for Katia's forged duplicates. Released millions of gallons of seawater, sharks, and depth charges straight into the 9th floor market square of Larracos, annihilating syndicate sponsor investments and catapulting Carl to Global Rank #1.
Under Quasar's counsel, Carl struck a contractual non-aggression pact with Borant, surrendering the Gate of the Feral Gods temporarily in exchange for 4 elite bound mercenaries (Bomo, Sledge, Clay-ton, Very Sullen) and utility spells (Bomo's Teleport, Sledge's Zerzura), with return of the Gate guaranteed on Floor 9.
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